at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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