ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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