YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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