That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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