I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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