Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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