its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
