afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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