I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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