We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
