Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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