are you still at the devil's house?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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