very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
one might say we're banned from that church
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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