We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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