So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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