So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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