You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
It's just like the Real World with babies
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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