oh god the rape fog is back!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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