spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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