Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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