real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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