When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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