i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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