her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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