i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
third nipple confirmed
MIDGETS
????
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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