she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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