Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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