Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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