Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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