Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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