after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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