Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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