your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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