when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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