your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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