I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
A+ Viking dick
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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