I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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