At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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