So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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