I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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