Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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