So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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