She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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