Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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