Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
As shirtless as possible
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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