vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
