Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My Sexting was not on an AP level
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Randomize
