Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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