ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Randomize
