If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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