That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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