Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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