I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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