I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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