The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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