just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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