Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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