My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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